Why do programmers drink coffee so much?
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
[escorted out of google hq with armful of snakes at 9:02am on my 1st day]
WELL MAYBE U SHOULDA CLARIFIED WAT U MEANT BY "PYTHON PROGRAMMER"
Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Why the java programmer wear glasses?
He couldn't C#
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.