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Dad Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dad jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Max the camel walks into his parents' room at 2am and asks for a glass of water.
His dad says, "Another one? That's the second glass this month."
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#2
The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family.
All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone
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#3
I told my dad that I heard the U.S.
is sending warships to Yemen.. "Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."
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#4
When I was 15 my dad bought me my first pack of condoms
When they expired 5 years later he bought me my second.
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#5
10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32.
It ruined our 10th anniversary
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#6
After I beat my dad in Go Fish, I like to shit in my underwear to celebrate.
-My son, apparently
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#7
What do toys and boobs have in common?
**They were both originally made for *kids*, but *dad* ends up playing with them!**
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#8
- Dad, can I borrow 10 pounds?
- 15 pounds? Why do you need 20 pounds?
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#9
A Jewish Boy Asks His Dad For $20 Surprised the dad says, "$10 dollars?!
What the hell do you need $5 dollars for?!"
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#10
What do toys and boobs have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!
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#11
I remember when I was young and dad used to play "Got Your Nose".
It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of "Got Your Weiner".
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#12
How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
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#13
[Offensive] what did the Native Indian girl say while she was having sex?
You're crushing my smokes dad.
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#14
There's a school in my town so rough they have to check students for weapons at the gate.
If you don't have one they give you one. Certified Dad quality joke. Tried it out on my kids this morning.
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#15
A dad walks into his daughter's room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said: Hey!
I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!
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#16
SON: what ya reading?
DAD: a huge book on podiatry SON: how long is it? DAD: it's about a foot
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#17
5yo slooowly walks by: "Hi, mom and dad." 4yo slooowly
walks by: "Hi, mom and dad." CODE RED CODE RED
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#18
How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
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#19
Today I asked my mom what she did for a living, she replied "I'm a headmaster".
To which my dad replied "yeah she is"
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#20
Here's a good one my dad told me..
A sober Irishman walks out of a bar..
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