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Bad Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bad jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Back in high school, I had this very bad beard and everyone would make fun of for it...
So I had to start using a razor to *shave* face
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#2
I had a really bad day yesterday the only
thing that was positive was my HIV-test.
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#3
Maybe being fat isn't bad, it just sounds awful because we say 'morbidly obese'.
Let's switch it to 'cheerfully obese' and see what happens.
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#4
I feel bad for people who work at German supermarkets.
They have to deal with Deutsch bags all day.
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#5
Old man and old lady...
Old man amd old lady were lying in bad. Old lady: You know, I still can put my legs in air. Old man : Me too!... but, who gonna fuck us?
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#6
"I need to talk to you." Has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you've ever done.
Ever.
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#7
What do you call it when you have a bad dream about having sex with someone you hate?
A 'fucking' nightmare.
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#8
Good cop: *sits* Bad cop: *pees on the
floor* Wait, I'm thinking of dogs
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#9
Beauty tip: Having a bad hair day?
Solution: Wear a low cut blouse.
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#10
I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes
so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell.
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#11
Do you have a go-to joke to tell someone
who is clearly having a bad day?
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#12
"I think this cereal has gone bad."
*me drunk, eating Meow Mix*
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#13
Ugh.
"What's wrong honey?" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
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#14
Bad credit?
No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
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#15
Putting up Christmas decorations was a bad idea.
I'm drunk and stuck on top of the house with an inflatable Easter Bunny.
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#16
Him: sex tonight?
Me: Work put me in a bad mood Him: tomorrow? Me: I have a headache tomorrow
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#17
"I know you!
You were one of the bad guys in Titanic!" I yelled at the ocean, who ignored me like most celebrities.
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#18
A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me So I popped his ballon
with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers.
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#19
Give a man a fish..
C'mon..give it... bad doggy..
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#20
What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian?
A bunch of butchered jokes
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