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Science Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of science jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume
links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook.
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#2
She blinded me with science!
(Specifically, a botched LASIK surgery.)
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#3
bowie leaves us and then a 9th planet appears,
i don't need to read your science article
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#4
My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor.
Imagine my surprise when a girl with a penis appeared.
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#5
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free. (Stolen from my science textbook)
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#6
What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?
"May the force be with you"
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#7
I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character
in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
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#8
Science created airplanes and skyscrapers
Faith brought them together
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#9
GOD: hey can I have one of your ribs Adam: what for GOD: uhh science
project Adam: you hate science GOD: look do u wanna get laid or not
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#10
Science flies you to the moon Religion
flies you into buildings
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#11
Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school?
I'm having trouble getting it off the ground.
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#12
I'm donating my body to science.
I'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer.
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#13
When I die I want my body to be donated to science ...but more specifically,
a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life.
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#14
Breaking Science News: LHCb confirms
existence of exotic hardons.
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#15
I think if a little girl wants to grow up and be a Tyrannosaurus
Rex that's totally fine, and science shouldn't stop her.
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#16
If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell?
**Not** Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!
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#17
I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult...
Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?
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#18
There's a fine science to the number of texts you need to
pretend to be friendly before asking someone for a favor.
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#19
wanna hear a science joke?
Psychology
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#20
I like my women how I like my fish, battered I thought it
up in science, so I hope it is a new joke(hopefully) :)
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