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Programmer Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of programmer jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
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#2
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware issue.
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#3
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.
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#4
If you want to annoy a programmer...
Give him a bug-type Pokemon
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#5
My programmer friend keeps telling me I'm using too many brackets.
I keep telling him that two wont hold all those books he never reads.
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#6
Why was the programmer sexist?
Because he treats women like objects. EDIT: phrasing
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#7
Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
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#8
A programmer heads to the shops His wife says "grab a loaf of bread and if
they have eggs get a dozen" He comes home with twelve loaves of bread.
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#9
Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
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#10
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None that's a hardware problem.
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#11
How do programmers get a sixpack?
int[][] abs = new int[2][3]
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#12
How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware issue.
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#13
People think being a programmer is super exciting
But sometimes it's just null and void.
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#14
What did the hungry computer programmer say?
All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.
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#15
Why the java programmer wear glasses?
He couldn't C#
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#16
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
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#17
What's a programmer's favorite drug?
Codeine.
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#18
What does a programmer have during sex?
An ||gasm.
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#19
My autocorrect changes c**ts to China.
Hey don't blame me. I'm not the racist code programmer.
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#20
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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