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Thanksgiving Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thanksgiving jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?
"I ain't no chive, Turkey."
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#2
So I guess it's going to be ham for Thanksgiving lulz.
cause no more Turkey
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#3
What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner?
Twerky
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#4
Pretty sure you can see me practicing my "not all Muslims are bad" Thanksgiving
talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park.
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#5
A twist on a Thanksgiving classic .
. . Written by my twelve-year-old brother: Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox.
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#6
Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table.
Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake
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#7
What do you call a turkey who loves to read?
A book gobbler.
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#8
I'm officially unsubscribing from r/Jokes I'm sick of all the
dumb puns, I'm quitting cold turkey Happy Thanksgiving people
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#9
I can't wait for thanksgiving.
It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned.
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#10
Marriage is like Thanksgiving dinner You can make
it last, but it gets a little worse every day.
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#11
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!
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#12
After the Thanksgiving dinner,
everyone says (-1)/8
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#13
Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey...
Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving.
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#14
Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving.
We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better.
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#15
With Turkey shooting down that Russian plane..
I guess Putin will be cooking Turkey for thanksgiving..
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#16
Headline: "Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey" My 1st thought was, "Holy
shit the bird has gone Rambo." I must have Thanksgiving on my mind.
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#17
Tomorrow's Thanksgiving!
Have a fowl meal!
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#18
What do Americans and Putin have in common?
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
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#19
Pro tip: The Labor Day weekend is a great time to start drafting
your Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas tweets.
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#20
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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