I used to work in a fire hydrant factory...
but you couldn't park anywhere near the place. [credit to Stephen Wright]
Why doesn't democracy work in china?
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
I need some white people jokes.
I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got.
Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?
He was expecting showers.
How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.