What did the the dad say to the feminist?
Hugh Mungus
DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection ME: wow,
I feel like I'm in a DATE: no ME: mewseum DAD: *nods his approval*
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
It's a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably
cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days.
I don't always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he tells me to get
my fucking life together and stop being a disappointment.