Have you heard about the movie director from space?
Woody Alien
What do you call a lazy astronaut?
A space cadet.
When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't
it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?
I'm a theist I would be atheist,
but I left a space for God.
[getting fired from NASA] Is it because I kept
saying "Technically we're already in space?"