There are two ways to keep a marriage happy
and without quarrel But nobody knows them
I'm in favour of same sex marriage That's mainly because I've
been having the same sex with my wife for the past 20 years
In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband...
- I should have married the devil instead of you! - Well, that's impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!
Suicide is like marriage...
Once one person in your group does it a few more follow suit.
There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage...
... as long as it doesn't delay the wedding.