One of the anchors on CBS Sports just referred to smoking weed as "toking
salad" and from that alone I'll bet my life savings he's a dad
Cop1: Has becoming a father affected your work Cop2: Not a bit Cop1:
Ok cover me, I'm going in Cop2: HI GOING IN I'M DAD [both get shot]
"I love it when you call me Big Papa." -obese Dad
who's comfortable in his own skin to his child
I got caught making out with my cousin once - mum and dad went mental.
In my defence we were just kids, and there was an awful lot of alcohol at her funeral.
Last weekend my dad caught me smoking a cigarette and for punishment made me smoke until I puked.
This weekend I made sure he caught me in bed with my girlfriend.