They say a woman's work is never done that's
probably why they get paid less
Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch
of numbers down and hope they're tired that night.
This mouthbreathing, fat creepy dude at work baked a cake and wrote, "Eat cake if you want to be my girlfriend" on it.
I'm so torn right now
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work.
There is no "I" in the word "team," but I don't think that means anything about team work.
That's just how it's spelled.