My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the
engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Why is marriage like a tornado?
Sure it's all sucking and blowing in the beginning, but by time it is over your house is gone.
Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife.
Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba.
I can't believe gay marriage is legal!
What's next womens rights?
The best part of marriage is when your spouse goes
on a diet and you don't have to share your snacks.