No YouP0rn...
I do not want to play poker, I'm at work for crying out loud.
The lottery gives you about a 1 in 200 million chance you won't be going to work tomorrow.
Alcohol will give you a 1 in 5. #PowerballFever
When my kids are bad I take them out to the woodshed and tell
them a bunch of boring stories about the people at my work
Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them I'll start: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh!
Off to work...
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'