If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie
Sheen did And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did.
I went to the doctors with hearing problems He said "Can you describe
the symptoms?" I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
broken leg I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He said to quit going to those places.
A Man Loses His Eye in a Fight The first thing he says
to his eye doctor is: "Eye didn't see it coming."