It's rather pathetic that the only thing that consistently
works on my car is the Check Engine light.
I was bored at work yesterday, so I gave a colleague a clock and told him to give it to someone else.
I had to do something to pass the time.
where does a one legged waitress work?
I-HOP
Here's how pessimism works.
It never works.
Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?
All his work was pro bono.