So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.
Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.
Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?
He was Haydn
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".
ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...". Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel".
Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches?
They go off onto different tangents.