I dropped acid this morning The teacher
made us evacuate the lab.
Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher?
Because he couldn't control his pupils.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I" Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Which teachers care the most about their students?
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Teacher: Johnny you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter I could.