How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Ten pigs, two calves, one beaver, and an ass.
The animals that like to be pet are the ones
that feel the best to touch how dope is that
Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump?
Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it.
Girls say I'm an animal in bed.
More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil.
I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, "Keep the change you filthy animal."