If anti-gays want to stop gay sex...
They should encourage gay marriage.
Marriage means commitment.
So does insanity. Coincidence?
Marriage counselor to new patients: Before discussing a couples differences, I first like to hear what they have in common.
Husband: Fine. We both hate to suck cock.
What do you call a couple who never fights?
Newlyweds.
My nephew asked me what marriage was like.
So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.