How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
"You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
Why are C programmers just the worst?
They're classless.
Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
Programmers tend to
byte their food