Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking
each other "do you have to do that right now?"
An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage.
He turns to his partner and says: "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"
I'm in favour of same sex marriage That's mainly because I've
been having the same sex with my wife for the past 20 years
Having kids can really strengthen a marriage.
My wife and I never had a common enemy before.
You want to know what marriage is like?
Think of a prison... Now don't change anything.