What is a java programmers favorite bird?
A BlueJ
How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem. [source](http://nerdfighteria.info/video/54/Zrnd63DAH8o)
A programmer's wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen.
The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread.
Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer.
Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)