Frozen...
Text Message from Wife: Windows frozen. Won't Open. Husband: Pour lukewarm water on window. Tap gently with hammer to free windows. Wife: Computer really messed up now. Nothing works.
How'd the husband know his wife was fooling around?
Got home from work, kicked off her panties, and they stuck to the wall
I complained to my wife that I was short staffed at work She
responded "yeah, and you have the same problem at home"
Typical Liberal media: the Chilean miners have had 69 PAID days off work with their mates & now they're "heroes".
#GetBackToWork
I need some white people jokes.
I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got.