I had a boyfriend once....right up until the moment my dad asked him "so what do you do?" and he replied your daughter.
He's Dead.
I really liked "The Force Awakens".
Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes.
Apparently "Which one?" wasn't the best answer when my gf's
dad asked me "What are your intentions with my daughter?"
A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery ...and come across a gravestone that reads "here
lies a lawyer and a good man" The boy asks his father "Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?"
Dad joke #31939: A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.