What clothes do lawyers wear to work?
Lawsuits.
Ellen Pao has a good taste for revenge.
Lawyers made her look bad, now she makes lawyers look bad. I'll be enjoying my shadow ban, thank you.
What do you get when two lawyers have sex ?
A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why is it that lawyers get sick?
It's because they are *contract*ually obligated to do so.