What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing?
KKK Slider
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why do elephants never use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse.
What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?
Disney spells.
If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life.
If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen.