A teacher asked her class what their favorite letter was.
A student raised his hand and said "g" Why is that Angus??
[elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me
by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher
When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say "Excuse my French" One day
the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand
Why'd the band teacher go to jai?
Because he fingered A-minor
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!