Putting up Christmas decorations was a bad idea.
I'm drunk and stuck on top of the house with an inflatable Easter Bunny.
My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what
they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since
Pro tip: No matter how much you hate wrapping, never
ask your wife to wrap her own Christmas presents.
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe
I wanted a sweater for Christmas...
But instead I got a screamer and a moaner