What's the official sports drink of the KKK?
White Power-ade
[girl points at my scar] What happened?
Oh that? Old sports injury. [flashback to me sprinting after an ice cream truck]
Cole Wagner's new sports nickname is Jared Fogle.
Because he just fucked nine twelve year-olds from Missouri
What do you call a marathon runner who tells jokes?
A running gag.
Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan's, plays video games, and watches sports with me" wtf?
You want a boyfriend nigga