My dad's favorite joke for some reason...
What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator? ... A nun with a javelin through her head.
Batman: "I am...**BATMAN!**" "Hi, Batman, I'm not Dad
because yours already died when you were a kid."
My girlfriend just texted me, her dragon name was "Vaerjuam".
I was like " Hey Vaerjuam. I'm dad."
I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something
wrong with almost anything from my Mom
Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman and behind her stands
the surprised mother-in-law and behind her,your surprised Dad.