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Catch 22: Husband said if I quit Twitter he would pay for a boob job.
But if I had huge jugs I would get tons of new followers. Sigh.
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I am an expert at making balloon animals.
May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
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What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing?
KKK Slider
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this asian is Hannibal Lecter
At the animal shelter
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The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil.
I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, "Keep the change you filthy animal."
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