I own 2 types of fossilised animal
excrement I'm a shit collector.
What colour animals have the most sex?
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzhu.
I just think there are a lot more animals
out there we could be eating.
How do animals cross the ocean?
On a Gir-raft.