What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals?
A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers.
One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's
hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still
Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal.
You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"
Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump?
Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.