If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life.
If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen.
What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds,
I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore.
What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film.
Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."