This one time, I cried, when my dad chopped up Onions.
I loved Onions, she was such a nice, sweet, little puppy
How do you know your sister has started her period?
Your Dad's dick tastes like blood
My dad used to beat me...
At tic-tac-toe.
Me trying to impress a girl Girl: I'm Into
horror movies Me: My dad's a serial killer