"I hate hashtags!" Dad screams as he smashes
his #1 Dad coffee mug against a wall.
Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her.
I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me.
What's the worst part about giving your dad a blowjob?
His dick tastes like your brothers asshole! (ba dum tiss)
A dad and his son are getting competitive while playing Smash Bros.
The dad says: "I fucked your mom!" To which the son replies instantly: "Yeah, well I've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be!"
SON: Can horses run in the Olympics?
DAD: Wouldn't be fair SON: Why not? DAD: [hand on son's shoulder] Usain Bolt is just too fast, buddy