Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond...
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
Love is blind, only marriage
opens your eyes.
Marriage means commitment.
So does insanity. Coincidence?
When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking "which
of you is the woman?" It's the shorter guy.
What do you call a husband who remembers anniversaries?
A unicorn.