wife: "he never reacts appropriately, just tell him" doctor: "ok, keith
we had to remove both your legs" me: "where will i keep my car keys"
A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece ofcelery up his nose.
The doctor told him he wasn't eating right.
So the doctor tells me I have Cancer....
I said, "That's nonsense, I'm a Gemini."
Donald Trump's doctor has recently prescribed him Prozac.
He told him it would help him control hispanics.
When someone tells me they're a doctor or an engineer all I can think is:
"wow your parents must've yelled at you to do your homework a lot"