What did Hitler get for Christmas?
An easy-bake oven.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
For Christmas last year I got a sweater.
This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter.
The ugly tree Geeze, that's an ugly christmas tree but why do you keep it in the bathroom?
That's where I store my toiletries.
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.