Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party?
(fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl.
WIFE: You forgot my birthday again didn't you?
ME: [putting wrapping paper round the cat] Goddammit, I told you not to turn round yet Janet
The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all.
Have fun blacking out.
Sorry!
Just saw these texts now! Hope your birthday party, Christmas and wedding were great!
I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday.
He's going to have a fit when he sees it.