What's a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween?
"Land Hoe!"
Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar
crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor.
I was going to dress up as a turn signal for Halloween
But no one around here knows what the hell that is!
Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25