I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son...
...but I couldn't planet.
[getting fired from NASA] Is it because I kept
saying "Technically we're already in space?"
What do you call a spaceship that goes to the bathroom?
A uranus.
I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But
it takes up too much space in my freezer
Why did the astronaut bring a broom?
To sweep the space.