[God making African animals] Screw it.
Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking
their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil.
I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, "Keep the change you filthy animal."
this asian is Hannibal Lecter
At the animal shelter
What will men do if women become extinct?
Domesticate another animal.