I like how all these people are acting like they've never seen a naked
37 year old man fight 3 security guards at a mall food court before.
My boyfriend took me to dinner and insisted I order my food in a robot
voice, so I took him to bed and insisted he make Chewbacca noises.
You get to sleep all day, cat, that's
why I get the good food.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
If you give a mouse a cookie..
If you give a mouse a cookie.. Why are you giving a mouse any food? That's unsanitary.