[God making African animals] Screw it.
Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how
costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?
Animals that lose their tails
visit the retail store.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's
hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still