me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs?
me: im trying to tell you
My doctor told me that I should avoid salty
things I'm gonna miss playing MOBAs
An old man went to the doctor The doctor says "I'm afraid I have bad news.
You have cancer... And you have alzheimer's." The old man says "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
The doctor says I cut
my sentences short.
Rejected Doctor Seuss
book titles...GO!