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Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you!
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Find someone who can make you happy, like a doctor or pharmacist....basically
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I told my doctor I abused drugs last night.
Doctor:how? me: I punched my bottle of vicodin
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