Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a telephone.
Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
Doctor Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly which way did you come in?
I'm writing this from the hospital Don't worry!
The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!
A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece ofcelery up his nose.
The doctor told him he wasn't eating right.
[ER: Goth Unit] Nurse: Doctor, the patient is starting to smile Doctor:
God damnit NOT ON MY WATCH I WANT 500 CCS OF JOY DIVISION NOW