Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
I told my doctor i was scared and nervous when i got tested for HIV...
He said 'Just calm down and try to think positive.'
"So my doctor just told me my
DNA was backwards." "And?"
My doctor just used a tongue depressor on me so I'm
going out for ice cream to cheer the little guy up.
The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum...
For a prostate exam. He said "All's fine." I said "Stick another finger in there, please." He asked "why?" I said "I want a second opinion."